Avast, me hearties! Here be my marketin’ treasures

ARRRRRRR! and Ahoy, mateys!

For ye lubbers who may not be savvy,  this day be Talk Like a Pirate Day!  At Fletcher Prince we’ll be smartly yammerin’ like pirates the live long day.  Arrr, and to be sure we’ll layin’ down the marketing advice for ye like so many pieces of eight on a dead man’s chest. Aye, ’tis true.

There be treasure in this ol’ blog, aye, if ye but seek it.  Just not today, not on this post, leastways.  All ye will find on deck today is a lot of pirate blather. And these jokes.

What do pirates do with their smart phones?  They scan Q – ARRRRR — codes!

Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?  Give up?  Because if they are shipwrecked, they can always wash ashore.

Ye can’t take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg.  Know why?  Because wooden legs don’t take pictures, that’s why.

Now I am really sorry about that.  Truly I am.  To make it up to you, I mean “ye,” here’s a fun link that is not corny at all: Find out yer Pirate Name here (mine’s Dirty Mary, to be surrrre)

Did you know that some of the  most infamous pirates sailing the high seas were lasses?  ‘Tis true!  Anne Bonny, Mary Read, Ching Shih and Grace O’Malley were some notorious female pirates.

If you haven’t had enough pirate-talk yet, be mindful of the Facebook setting that ye can change to Pirate Talk.

Here be a clip of some true fearsome pirates to inspire ye

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About Mary Fletcher Jones

Mary Fletcher Jones is a public relations and marketing consultant, and owns Fletcher Prince (www.FletcherPrince.com). Follow Mary on Twitter @FletcherPrince.

Posted on September 19, 2012, in Events and Workshops, Fletcher Prince News and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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